The first show of 2012 and what better way to kick off a show on the very evil Friday the 13th. Nothing but great tunes in this week’s show. New songs, old songs, classic songs, awesome songs, songs songs songs! Something for everyone. Get on it by clicking here and listening now or right click and save as on this link and download the mp3 of it for later listening or for your iPods.

Enjoy tunes by:
Dear Landlord
Young Guv & The Scuzz
The Riptides
Mott The Hoople
MC5
Bridge & Tunnel
Signals Midwest
Dum Dum Girls
The Carrier
Lemuria
Archers Of Loaf
The Turpentines
Pink Fairies
Gamits

This here is the 2011 Long Gone Loser Christmas Show where I play nothing but Christmas tunes. This year’s lot has turned up some good tunes that I felt you needed to hear. There’s not a lot else to say really except that you need to tune in now and crank this up cos let’s face it, for the most part, Christmas albums / songs are shit but the rock ones are always good. Click here to get the party started or right click and save as on this link and download the mp3 for later.

Enjoy tunes by:
Ash
The Vindictives
Marvelous 3
The Wonder Years
Zodiac Mindwarp & The Love Reaction
Fucked Up
Bubble
The Muffs
Marc Bolan & T Rex
The Dirtbombs
Cheap Trick
Man Overboard

So bust this, Peta was busy flippin’ burgers so was unable to be a part of this week’s show so that gave me free reign to go hardcore with the music and play tons of rad shit. Not that I wouldn’t have played it anyway but you know what I mean. There’s tons of stories about discovering bands, buying records, etc. The usual stuff that you have grown to love (hate?) from the LGL Rock Show. Anyway, click here, turn it up and get groovin’. Busy at the moment? Ok, so listen later by right click and save as on this link. Bingo! Everyone’s kicked a goal!

Enjoy tunes by:
Rise And Fall
Leadfinger
The Replacements
Give Up The Ghost
Project X
The Sword
Pulling Teeth
Cheerio
Anthrax
Cramp
The Undertones
Hellmenn
Ratcat
Chuck Ragan
Earl Lee Grace
The Cult

To be honest, we actually recorded this on Wednesday night but you’re hearing it now. Both Peta and I were busy attending gigs and we weren’t going to be available on the usual weekend spot so here we are, Saturday morning and you get delivered straight to your iTunes or whatever you use, the latest episode of the LGL Rock Show. This week we play so many songs and I reckon I can go on record as saying this is the only podcast around that will gladly play both Nuclear Assault and The Tower And The Fool on the same episode. Yep, that’s how I roll. Regardless, there’s a ton of great music packed into this week’s show so click here and listen now or be ‘that guy’ and right click and save as on this link and listen to it later. Either way, you can be sure you will here amazing tunes by these bands:

The Meanies
Have Nots
The Dopamines
Spermbirds
Guttermouth
Bodyjar
Nursery Crimes
Midlife Crisis
Nuclear Assault
With My Foot
The Tower And The Fool
Hot Rod Circuit
Red City Radio
Righteous Pigs
Off With Their Heads
The Cooper Temple Clause

Back after a 3 week hiatus, this week’s show may be Petaless as she is busy being that girl who goes to 5 gigs in 5 days while I am left here to spin records and keep you peoples interested in awesomeness. So here we go. This week there’s new songs by new bands, plus old songs by old bands and a bunch of bands inbetween. There’s tour talk, show reviews, and good all round awesomeness. Most importantly though is the amount of amazing tunes that were played this week. Go on, tune in now and start listening. Just click here to play it today without delay or right click and save as on this link to download an mp3 file and crank it up at your leisure. Don’t say I don’t do anything for ya.

Enjoy music by:
The Monsters
The Records
The Kidnappers
Union Hearts
7 Seconds
Young Governor
Marvelous Darlings
Daytrader
Fireworks
Snuff
Parasites
Mudhoney
OFF!
The Raydios
The Potential Johns
Green Day
The Damned
Sex Pistols

Just how good are Anthrax? Heaps good! Now I saw Anthrax back in 1990 on their Persistence Of Time tour and they were great. Like really great. And here’s a story from that show: They played at the Thebarton Theatre in Adelaide. This was back in the days when cameras were not allowed into venues so being a 15 year old punk with complete disregard for the rules, I snuck my camera in. Stuffed down the front of my pants, as I ran to the front of the stage, I got busted by security and they told me that I couldn’t bring my camera into the venue and that I had to hand it over to them. I wasn’t gonna hand over my camera so I told the security that I’d take the film out and give to him as I wasn’t going to give him my camera in case I never saw him again. Also, cos I sneakily had a second roll of film in my pocket. Yep, I’m that guy. So I opened the camera and gave him the roll of film inside and then got my place in the front row. Was quite happy with my spot. I befriended a photographer who was waiting to take photos of the bands and he had a bunch of photo passes around his neck. Since I was a punk kid with no manners, I asked him if I could have it. To my surprise, he happily gave the pass to me and to this day it resides in my office hanging with my other passes and knick knacks. Pretty happy with that! But the awesomeness of this story doesn’t end there. Trust me, it gets better. So on came the support band, Massappeal, and they were tops. I was a huge fan of their recorded works and was super happy to see that they were added as the support band to the Anthrax show, no matter how much of a mismatch some would say these 2 bands were. They played all the hits from their Nobody Likes A Thinker and Jazz albums and I was left with a feeling of “best 3rd gig ever!”

After Massappeal’s set was done, half an hour went by and the lights dimmed and out came Anthrax. I was stoked! They sounded awesome. The Thebarton Theatre is always good for sound and it’s a decent venue all round. So I started snapping photos, all the while trying not to let the security catch me (keeping in mind I was front row so it wasn’t an easy task) when about 45 minutes in, vocalist Joey Belladonna notices me taking a photo of him. I was like “oh fuck! I’m screwed now” as he leaned towards me and asked me to give him the camera. I was like “what do I do?!?!?!?!” and being the fanboy I was (and probably still am), I handed the camera to him, thinking to myself that I was busted and not allowed to take anymore photos and I’d be lucky if my mum ever saw her camera again. To my surprise, Joey aimed the camera at me and snapped a photo of me in the front row enjoying the show and handed the camera back to me. I was dumbfounded. I couldn’t believe what had happened. Especially the way the security were on my way in with my camera but instead, the security did nothing to stop it so my guess is that once the approval from the band was acknowledged, not a single fuck was given. The metal heads around me all seemed surprised at what had happened and were all like “fuckin’ hell! That was awesome!” This photo still makes me smile and is a good reminder of my youth.

Now here I am, 21 years later, reviewing one of the most anticipated albums of the year! Anthrax have returned to form with their latest album of awesomeness, Worship Music, complete with vocalist Belladonna back in the saddle; His first studio album with the band in almost 20 years. I was eager to hear this new offering because I always liked Joey’s melodic style of vocals. So when I first heard this new album, I was blown away. Anthrax are back. Bigtime, baby! They’ve always been a band who know how to write great tunes and this album shows a true return to form with great riffs, huge tight production and Joey’s vocals are in fine form. While yes, it is a far stretch from the likes of Spreading The Disease, Among The Living or State of Euphoria, Worship Music is still a collection of tunes that kick some serious ass. Not only fans of Anthrax will dig it but if you’re a fan of metal, there’s something here you’ll enjoy. It’s the 80’s Anthrax that’s modernised themselves with the times without losing the spirit that made you dig ‘em in the first place. Pretty damn happy with this one.

Order your copy now from Riot!: http://www.riotact.com.au/artists/a/anthrax/

I don’t think the world was ever really ready for The Monsters yet here we are again, 25 years later and the blues trash garage schlock rockers from Switzerland have returned with another slab of tasty raw goodness. I remember the first day I heard The Monsters. I listened to them purely because they were referenced in an interview, I think, with The Mummies, and so I checked them out. This was back in the Myspace days, or maybe it was earlier. I just knew that from the first moment I heard them, I liked it. I was a huge fan of the Estrus Crust series and the garage bands of the ilk so these cats appealed to me immediately. After hearing The Monsters and Voodoo Rhythm main-man, Reverend Beat-Man’s gazillion side projects, I found myself asking just where he finds the time. Well, time is something he obviously has enough of because 25 years on of countless releases throughout the years shows that he is not only prolific but the guy obviously just doesn’t sleep. And thank god for that!

This new 14 track offering from The Monsters is, to put it in the simplest of terms as to not confuse those who have been subjected to shitty descriptions by mainstream magazines and pretentious journalists: Fantastic! I love it! In fact, I would even like to go on record and state that this is probably my favourite Monsters release to date. Yeah, true story. It has all the swagger, riffs, sleaze and class (or lack of) as previous Monsters releases and the sound / production / recording is some of the best and slickest that the band has ever used and sounded. I was impressed. Even when it’s raw, it’s still sounding slicker than the likes of their earlier works. Some may disagree but whatever, this is definitely a winner and deserves to be on your “best of 2011” lists. It’ll be on mine!

Order your copy on CD / LP from: http://www.voodoorhythm.com/

Recently Damo went to Japan and tonight he and Peta celebrate his return with rock n roll music and some drunken antics. Peta started on the beers early while Damo span the tunes and the results were a mess of ramblings and stories about Japan. There’s anything and everything on tonight’s show and some of the best music you will ever hear in your life including a spin of the new Firestarter single. To hear this episode now in all its glory, click here or if you want to download an mp3 to listen to later, right click and save as on this link.

Enjoy tunes by:
Slayer
Firestarter
Jawbreaker
The Methadones
Bad Religion
Shrapnel
Big Kids
Number 2
The Stupids
TSAR
Harvest Smoke
The Cherry Bombz

Tonight’s episode is another long show with Damo and Peta talking antics, Frenzal Rhomb, cheap tour merchandise, leaked albums, the death of the CD and the awesomeness of vinyl, the randomness of Google, why Rancid won’t tour Australia anymore, swollen ankles in moshpit tragedies, the girl at the post office, fisting, and so much more. If you wanna get started on this episode right now, click here and open your ears. If you would rather download the file as an mp3 to listen to later, click here. Have fun!

Enjoy tunes by:
Iron Chic
The Chuck Norris Experiment
Sebastian Bach
Teenage Bottlerocket
Screeching Weasel
The Horrible Crowes
Off With Their Heads
Flotsam & Jetsam
Maximum The Hormone
Mariachi El Bronx
Hole
Hardcore Superstar
Heaven The Axe
Nerf Herder

Back when I was in year 10, this dude in my art class came to school one day wearing a chain hanging from his ear to his nose ring. I had to laugh. I mean, really, the dude thought he was Rachel Bolan. He did that whole glam / hard rock look but you know how some dudes can just do that shit and others can’t? Yeah, he couldn’t. Skid Row were awesome. He wasn’t. Still, regardless, that first Skid Row album was a real classic record of that era. Even today it still stands the test of time. Every time I hear that scream before the last chorus of I Remember You, I am always amazed at just how good the vocals are on that record. A classic!

Now, fast forward 22 years later and what we have here is one trusty effort. And to still continuously be churning out quality music in this day and age is quite the feat. Why? Cos some days I think being Sebastian Bach must be pretty tiring. I mean, think about it: no doubt every single day since his departure from Skid Row back in 1996, he’s probably had some dickbag ask him “so will you ever reform with Skid Row?” Hell, I know I am sick of reading about it. Nostalgia heads need to understand that Seb ain’t going back so let bygones be bygones and just accept the fact that he’s simply moved on. And his latest solo effort, Kicking & Screaming proves this.

Carrying on from the success of his previous album, Angel Down, (which, if you haven’t heard, is one kickass ball of awesomeness), this ball tearin’ follow up is nothing short of an abundance of heavy rock and is sure to please every fan of the man with the instantly recognisable scream. Or, dare I say it, those who loved everything that was great about Skid Row’s second opus, Slave To The Grind (and really, if you don’t dig that record then your opinion on music is, from here on in, null and void. Hey, I don’t make the rules).

The album heads full force into some groovin’ riffage and it ain’t long til Seb’s wail is heard through the chorus of the album’s title track which is also the first single. Not a bad way to get things going and I can see instantly why people will be drawn to it. Personally, I like different songs on this album for different reasons. The balls-out rockers like My Own Worst Enemy and Dance On Your Grave pack a hell of a punch while the ballads and tender jams like I’m Alive and Wishin’ are equally as powerful and don’t lose any of the album’s momentum. There’s shades of Seb’s entire musical past presented here; from Skid Row to his previous solo efforts. No songs about trains though so fans of the Trailer Park Boys may feel a little unsatisfied. Alas, a great effort nonetheless and I hope this means we’ll see Bach and band head our way for some shows in the new year.

So Monster Magnet cancelled their tour and I mourned this through a podcast of rock n roll. Yeah, I know, it’s been a tough day but what the hell, I wasn’t going to let this get me down. No, not at all! So I manned up and got the tunes out and began spinning heaps awesome songs and thought to myself, I really should be sharing these with the people. So here I am! And you wanna piece of this? Click here to begin listening or you can right click and save as on this link and it will save an mp3 file to your comp.

Enjoy tunes by:
The Hellacopters
Badfinger
Tesla
Stonerider
Rollerball
Federation X
The Pink Spiders
Beautiful Creatures
Slaughter
Urge Overkill
Daddy Longhead
Gentleman’s Pistol
Johnny Zhivago
Swayback

A tear was shed, hugs were had, a tour was mourned as this morning the announcement was made as Monster Magnet’s Australian ‘Dopes To Infinity’ tour was cancelled. The reasons are vague and the press release states:

Due to several unforeseen factors beyond our control, Live Nation regrets to advise
that the Monster Magnet “Dopes To Infinity” tour has been cancelled. A number of
circumstances have conspired to form the perfect storm and we are
disappointed that this planned tour has been a casualty. The Monster Magnet
“Dopes” tour will visit Australia at a more appropriate time. We appreciate
your continued support.

Please note that all tickets purchased via credit card will be automatically
refunded.

Well, it now seems that the interview with Dave Wyndorf that I did a few weeks back in support of this tour just seems kinda pointless. Alas, I don’t like good interviews going to waste so I am putting it here for you to read. I mean, and why not? Monster Magnet are still one of the greatest live bands on the planet and Dave Wyndorf was one of the coolest people to talk to. He’s always been a good interview and LGL fave. So here we have it, my latest interview with Dave Wyndorf, unedited, uncensored and now, possibly, unimportant… maybe? You decide.

The Pixies have done it. So have The Stooges. Playing an album in full is the new experience of hearing songs that a band has never played live before. It’s with this idea that Monster Magnet’s mainman, Dave Wyndorf, is excited about their upcoming Dopes To Infinity tour in September…

Now you’re heading down to Australia in September to play your Dopes to Infinity album from top to bottom, something the fans of Monster Magnet probably never thought they’d see. Why this album and why now?
I’ve always been a fan of bands playing a whole album. Albums to me have always been a huge deal when I was a kid, they’re like little movies, you know? From the top to the bottom, sequenced correctly, or maybe they weren’t sequenced correctly but when I was a kid I knew I liked the record, I knew what I liked in the album and not all albums fit that bill. There’s some albums where’s only 2 good songs but there were some albums where I just accepted everything they did. Nobody, when I was a kid, ever did that. The first time I saw someone do that was in the 80’s when Arthur Lee and Love got back together and started doing that and I thought ‘what a great idea!’. Now the only problem with that, at least when I first started, was that you took a chance in turning people off. You weren’t doing the best of your catalogue and you weren’t doing your job of making people as excited as they possibly could be. Picking songs for a set is a time honoured tradition of getting people’s attention. However, over the years and I think this really has to do with the internet, people get to access older music all the time and they get to look at things a little differently and go ‘alright, this is a classic, this isn’t a classic blah blah blah’ More people get to experiment with this format of playing the record and they’ve been successful, more than I ever thought they’d be. So now that it’s really cookin’, I want in on it. I talked with Josh from Queens Of The Stone Age, the Mudhoney guys and The Melvins and they all say they’re having a great time doing it, so… me for some of that.

Dopes To Infinity is hailed as a classic and how does it feel this many years on that you can do this record? It obviously shows that the album has longevity…
It’s awesome! To tell you the truth, I was nervous. I put it out to promoters to see if they’d want it and they did. They were all like ‘yeah, we want that!’. They knew the record. It’s all a big experiment and if this goes well I’ll do every album I have if it’ll sell.

That’d be awesome!
Yeah… I mean, I’ve always been a little bit pissed off in my career that because of a couple hits, I’m not mad at hits or anything, but because of hits and a lot of heavy metal profiling over the years we’ve been known on the metal circuit as a singular loud rock band. Now I’ve put mellow songs on these records and I love the mellow stuff and I love the intricate psych stuff and it’s been a little bit intimidating to bring that stuff out in huge amounts because people are like “where’s the rock?” This way, the people who are out there, they know what they’re gonna get. If someone sees that Monster Magnet are gonna play Dopes To Infinity, they’re gonna get Dopes To Infinity. They’re not gonna walk out going “motherfucker! Goddamnit why didn’t they play this?” There’s no room for them to complain so it gives me and the guys a really good feeling like ‘you know something, I’m gonna go out and do the records’ I always liked the variety in Monster Magnet. Hopefully if it’s successful enough I’d like to just tour a set where it’s nothing but mellow songs. Not get away from the rock but definitely separate some of these sounds. I’ve liked a lot of different sounds over the past bunch of years.

The first time I saw you here in Australia was on the Dopes To Infinity tour and you played here with Tumbleweed so your sets could only be a certain length and Dopes To Infinity isn’t a short album by any means…
To tell you the truth it’s been the bane of my existence. It’s always been like “yeah you have this much time!” and I’m like “but that’s only four Monster Magnet songs!” you know?

When you were on the Soundwave festival, I remember you didn’t have a lot of time which really isn’t the full Monster Magnet experience…
I know. I did Soundwave because it was a good way to get over there and if we could turn on any new people at all that would be the way to do it even though it was 1 o’clock in the afternoon. But I did so with the complete knowledge that I was going to come back very soon and do a complete set.

That show you did in Melbourne at Billboards prior to that tour was the ultimate experience of a Monster Magnet show. The people came and they showed that they will stick by you no matter what.
The people are awesome, man. I mean, people who actually listen to a whole record… wow, what a concept. A lot of people out there don’t listen to whole records anymore. There are guys out there that just don’t know anything. I see bands all the time and they don’t have a connection. We have an amazing connection with the people who like Monster Magnet. I mean, they know the songs. They know all the parts, they’re musical and they speak in musical terms. They know it’s like rock and devil horns and all that kinda shit, they recognize the humour and the weirdness about it but they’ll also come up and go “what’s that vintage fuzz you used on that part” or “I love the acoustic guitar you used on this”. It’s women AND men, they know their shit.

I am really looking forward to hearing a song like Vertigo live…
It’s really weird and detached. We started jamming a week and a half ago and a lot of the guys in my band have never played this stuff before except for a handful of songs. Some we’ve never played live before. Songs like Dead Christmas and Blow ‘Em Off, I was the only performer on those tracks so the band’s never played them. Not any member. I’m like ‘alright, what’s gonna happen?’. It could suck. But it doesn’t suck and it really sounds good. We’re psyching this stuff up. The stuff that sounded psychedelic before is even more psychedelic now. The garage stuff sounds pretty authentic but there’s a little bit more of a warp on that too. I don’t think people that like the record are gonna be disappointed, I think they’re going to like it more… hopefully.

This many years on, so much has changed in your life since recording Dopes To Infinity, for example, at that time there was a lot of drugs but now you’re sober, does it feel different to play those songs now that you are in a different headspace?
No, actually not. I’m all about music and back then I was all about music. It’s not like I ever wrote or recorded records high. I never did that. No matter what people may think. I’m not crazy. If I did that it’d sound like a Grateful Dead record. Nobody gets high and records that album, you know? It’s impossible to do. You couldn’t focus. But what it does remind me of is the amount of naivety I had back then when I thought I could write a record with all that variety on it and every song, because I thought it was a good song, would be a hit or something. I found out very soon after that because Dopes didn’t sell. It wasn’t a big seller at all. It got a lot of press but it didn’t sell. With record labeling and the amount of branding that went on and the fact it didn’t fit neatly into one pigeon hole or another, really caused my record company to come back and say “could you simplify things?! Could you make either a straight psychedelic record or a straight rock record?” They didn’t tell me to do that but they suggested it and that was the last record I wrote thinking that people were going to listen to a whole record. When I realised people were only going to listen to Negasonic Teenage Warhead or something, I was like “wow!” That’s why the record after that, Powertrip, I wrote that really bitter and fuckin’ snide and I was like “do I have to put tits and money on something to make it sell?” and I did and it did! It was funny. I put big tits on it and money and sure enough it sold a fuckload. I really don’t think it was the music, I think it was because of the way it was marketed. So going back to Dopes is like a nice experience for me. It’s the first time I get to sit back and really not have to worry about people’s reactions to the set. Nobody’s gonna complain because of the set. Nobody’s gonna say “why didn’t you do this?” “Well why did you come, you idiot? It’s Dopes To Infinity!” Instead of concentrating on grabbing people by the balls every 2 seconds, I can concentrate on the set as a piece. A piece of music, you know? It’s making me really happy.

Back in April 2010, I headed overseas to go on tour with punk rock n roller, Simon Chainsaw, as he tore around Europe in support of his new CD, Eight Times Lucky released on Kicking Records. It was a wild ride of ups and downs, good times and bad (but not bad enough that I wouldn’t do it again in a heartbeat) and general rock n roll fun. The tour went through France, Switzerland and Spain and I met a lot of wonderful people and, of course, bought some amazing records that I had found while scouring through the used stores. Good times!

While we were in Montessa, Spain, we stayed at this recording studio as the Simon Chainsaw band recorded 4 new tunes. When Simon told me he wanted to record a cover of one of my very own tunes, I was pretty taken aback. I mean, being told a song you wrote is great is a nice compliment but being told you have a song that people connect with enough to want to cover it, that’s like a huge ego boost. But I digress…

Today, the new single from Simon Chainsaw arrived on my doorstep. I was glad to see the record in its finished form. I took the clear vinyl record out, put the needle on the record and cranked it up. These 4 songs, to put it mildly, kick ass! Starting off with ‘She Was Zen’, I remember Simon writing this at any given opportunity where he had 5 minutes to himself to put it together and personally, I found it the strongest song of the bunch. Nasty Samy’s signature guitar work and harmony lines just add that special something to make this song stick. This should be played on radio stations everywhere.

The next tune was the cover of Muscle Car’s ‘Not The Kind Of Attitude’ and what Simon and Co. have done with this song is awesome and gets my tick of approval. The band has added something else to the mix and comes off sounding stronger than the original. Whilst hearing someone else sing a song that was a true story in my life, Simon does it justice and delivers it exactly how I would want one of my own songs covered. Top notch!

Side B dishes up another original titled ‘Midwife Crisis’, a title that I am surprised I had never come up with already. Classic! While not as straight up catchy as ‘She Was Zen’, it still packs a punch of punk rock angst proving once again that Simon’s songwriting can be whatever it wants and still remain within the SC framework that he has built for himself.

The last tune on the EP is a cover of the Goo Goo Dolls early quickie, ‘Laughing’. I remember when the decision for this record was made. We were sitting around the Kicking Records office and we were flicking through their records and the GGD’s ‘Hold Me Up’ LP was in there. We took it out and cranked it up as we were mostly all in agreeance that the GGD’s wrote some kick ass power pop punky tunes. From the moment the song played, we were all like “fuck yeah, this song kicks ass!” and the 2nd cover tune for this EP was chosen. Hearing it now, it sounds great! Simon hasn’t tried to mimic the voice of Robby Takac, instead, just doing what he does and kicking out the jams. Not a bad effort at all. A great cover of a classic Dolls song.

Four On The Floor is pressed on clear vinyl and limited to 300 hand numbered copies. I suggest you get your hands on this one quick cos once it’s gone, that’s it. Order now from www.simonchainsaw.com or through www.kickingrecords.com

Okay, bust this! Back in January of 2006, I was lucky enough to interview the one and only Nicole Stoffman. “Who?” I hear you say? Well maybe this will refresh your memory… she was better known to us as the starlet who played Degrassi Diva, Stephanie Kaye in Season 1 of Degrassi Junior High. Stephanie was most amusing. Every guy wanted to be with her, every girl wanted to be her. Well, all except Voula. But that’s cos she had a crap dad who wouldn’t let her go to the school dance because they had boys there. Regardless, Stephanie was always one to shake things up. Remember when she tried hitting on that soap star and he gave her his phone number and he tried to put the moves on a 14 year old Steph in his white corvette? Or when Wheels went out on a date and everyone thought Steph was a slut and she’d nail anyone at any time? Or that time when she won the role of school president because she offered guys kisses if they voted for her? Of course you do! You watched it cos it’s awesome. We all did. Degrassi is like the best show for highschool kids that has ever hit the airwaves. Like remember when Rick’s dad beat him up cos he gave Joey a can of coke? Not that it’s related to anything to do with this interview but I just remembered it. Anyway, here is my interview with with Nicole Stoffman that was featured in issue #13 of Long Gone Loser. Read on and enjoy… even if she didn’t remember who Claude Tanner was but then again, she wasn’t in the series then so we let that slide here at the LGL office.

So it’s been almost 20 years since Degrassi first hit TV and your school president days… what projects have you been involved with between then and now?
After Degrassi, I spent a couple more years acting onscreen. I had a leading role in a sitcom starring the late great football star Lyle Alzado. Then I had a lead in a sci-fi flick shot out in Newfoundland. They put me up in a little bed and breakfast overlooking the sea. Then I came back to Toronto and worked as a theatre actress for about 4 years. A highlight of that time was a tour I did of King Lear that took me all around Ontario as far north at Moosonee and then south to… Trinidad! It was, as my fellow actors reminded me, “the Cadillac of tours”. I enjoy studying and I spent a few years at McGill in Liberal Arts and at York in Film Production. But that performing passion kept calling me and 5 years ago I started studying singing and guitar. One day, I went to hear a gypsy jazz band, a kind of jazz that came out of Paris in the 1930′s, it was a beautiful marriage of folk, gypsy and jazz, three of my favourite genres of music, and I fell immediately in love with it. I lived in France for a year as a child, and the band got to know me and kept giving me French songs to sing. Well, I built up quite a repertoire over the next two years. That band broke up and so I hired the lead guitarist, and decided to play the rhythm guitar parts myself. My band is called Le Jazz Boheme, and for the last year and a half I have been making most of my living playing in French Restaurants and at corporate events and private parties. I was also very proud to play at a couple of Jazz Festivals. It sure is fun to get paid to play. Did I say fun? It’s like a waking dream!

This summer I took my French Repertoire on a busking tour of the south of France. I would arrive in a new town, and after visiting all the sights and art galleries, I’d put on a black dress and my railroad master’s cap to collect Euros with, sling my guitar over my shoulder, and busk until my purse was heavy or someone invited me to sit down and drink with them, which usually meant the end of busking for that night. I also played professionally in a restaurant in Paris. Upon my return to Toronto at the end of august, the sky’s the limit. Being a street performer in France really gave me a hankering to get back onstage as an actor. My first love is the Theater, the great writing, the camaraderie, the fusion of intellectual and physical exploration. So right now I continue to book my band; I’ve got a jazz club gig at the end of the month and a corporate Valentine’s Day tea coming up, and researching theater related workshops at the same time. I never want to stop developing and challenging myself as a performer.

How much of Stephanie Kaye was actually you and how much was written into your character?
I was born sexy. I don’t know why. Hmm… That is a good question. I never dressed cheap, though. Being sexy is how you feel not how you look. And trying too hard is never sexy, as Stephanie did by dressing like that. Over the course of the series the writers suggested that what Steph really wanted was acceptance and love, and that in reality, she was very vulnerable. I think that is true of me too. I have a really outgoing personality but hurt easily. As I get to know myself better, I am becoming more balanced and centered, though. And I also show my vulnerability more and more which, paradoxically, makes me less so.

Do you still get recognised in the street and stopped for autographs and stuff?
I haven’t been stopped for an autograph in a while, but yes I do get recognised often, which is odd because I have really, really short hair. It is also flattering, as it suggests that I am ageless, which is true. More often I get recognized in the street for singing French jazz and dancing tap and salsa.

Who were the best people to work with on the show and who were the worst?
It would be ungracious of me to answer who the worst ones were. But, now that I think about it, there really weren’t any bad apples. Being a professional in this business means being easy to work with. Once I got yelled at in the van for making everybody wait for me to change; I am always the last one to finish changing!!, so maybe I was the worst! Kit Hood, the original director was truly wonderful, and I would say mentored me in the art of tv acting. And I really liked acting opposite the twins.

Degrassi’s subject matter at times was pretty confrontational, was there anything that you refused to do due to its nature?
Another great question which is making me sit here and sift through my ancient Degrassi memories. Hmmmmm… I think the opposite is true. There were a couple times that I suggested even more daring subject matter and they didn’t go for it. Don’t ask me what it was, I just vaguely remember the dynamic.

Has Nicole Stoffman ever:
Gotten hairstyle tips from Spike? No way!!!!
Worn Joey Jeremiah’s hat? I was into vintage black and white movies as a teenager, and the Joey’s Pork Pie hat was my idea, in fact. I had a bowler hat back then that I used to wear.
Gone shopping with Lucy for the latest fashions? Nope.
Been for a drive with Wheels when he’s been drinking? Nope. I try not to go for a drive with anyone when they have been drinking heavily. Fortunately, I don’t fraternize with the losers and deadbeats who do that kind of thing.
Thought Claude Tanner’s poetry was any good? Who is Claude Tanner?
Sang the words to “Everybody Wants Something” by the Zit Remedy? I sang it to myself once when walking down the street, soundly scolded myself, and then never did it again.
Gone to work in “everyday” clothes and then changed in the bathroom? I work from home so I can dress however I like. Sometimes everyday clothes for me are a costume! I love to salsa dance, and swing dance, and I also study modern dance, and perform my musical acts in French restaurants, so I do find myself changing in bathrooms quite often to accommodate all of my different incarnations.
Sold any Degrassi memorabilia on EBay? I tried to register once but got frustrated and quit. I do still have my blue satin show jacket with my name on it which i will gladly sell to the highest bidder. Come to think of it, I also have headshots and video demos I would be happy to sign and sell.
Felt like you were in competition with Caitlin for airtime? Nope. We each had such different characters and storylines.
Put forward the idea for a Stephanie Kaye Pez dispenser? I’ll let you handle that, if that’s ok.

When was the last time someone come up to you and said “All The Way With Stephanie Kaye” and does it happen often?
Last night at the bar! Fortunately, he bought me breakfast. Seriously, though, these days I get recognized in the streets of my marvelous home town, Toronto, for being a local jazz singer, tap dancer, and coffee drinker.

What were the highlight moments for you during your time at Degrassi Jr High?
Meeting the twins, Angela and Maureen – who are now professional flamenco dancers, working with Kit Hood – he taught me the finer points of film acting and was very generous, patient, kind and intuitive, and of course, the launch party of the first season. It was a beautiful party at the Royal Ontario Museum where me and the twins got hyper and started lip synching to the tunes the DJ was playing and generally entertaining the crowd. Lastly, receiving the appreciation of fans like yourself is always a highlight for me.

Is there any particular episode of Degrassi that stands out as your personal favourite?
The episode where I contemplate suicide stands out as a personal favourite because it was a real acting challenge and I got to explore the subtler side of Stephanie’s psyche.

When was the last time you spoke with another cast member or do you still keep in touch with any?
Sometimes I see Anais or Stephan; Lucy and Snake, respectively. in the neighborhood. Oftentimes in showbiz the cast becomes a temporary “family” during the period of the show only. At least that’s been my experience.

Any last comments?
You might be surprised to know that I haven’t watched television in at least ten years. I haven’t watched movies in about seven years. I believe that these mediums are dangerous because they encourage voyeurism instead of empowerment. That is, they work because they give the audience the vicarious thrill of watching others live their lives, grow and take risks. I prefer to go out and live my life, grow and take risks in the community provided by living in a cosmopolitan city. Now that I’m off my soap box, I should say that I’ve found the life choice not to consume electronic media and to support the local performing arts scene instead very enriching on a personal level. I would like convey the message that NOBODY you ever see on TV or in the movies is more brilliant, talented, gorgeous and capable than YOU are!

We Sink – S/T 10” vinyl (Chorus of One)
After hearing so many limp wristed H/C bands from America (you know the ones, with the eyeliner, fringes, no hope for the future look) & even from my own Country, Australia, it’s rather refreshing when a band from a foreign land wraps a crowbar around your ears & demands you to take a listen. We Sink hail from Parma, Italy & from the intensity of the music & the harshness in the vocals, the City must really suck. This is brutal hardcore that verges on grindcore punk. Heavy riffs & break neck drumming that goes through your body like a sonic hit of hate. Not for the faint of heart. We Sink bring the aggression back into Hardcore music as well as the intensity that is lacking in today’s (so called) H/C scene. To top it all off, the packaging is great & in the vein of “old school” with the no band name cover that has a picture of what looks like a demented demonic skull & hand written song titles on the back cover, cut & paste style. Don’t hesitate, get onto Chorus of One immediately & buy a copy or two. www.chorusofonerecords.it (Vincent von Fuhkk).

Boozed – One Mile (Chorus of One)
This is one rockin’ album & if this doesn’t get your hips shaking or at least your toes a tappin’ then I guess you’re already dead. The song writing / arrangement is damn impressive, these guys obviously know what they’re doing & have listened to all the right albums of yesteryear, very influenced by 70’s riff rock. The vocals are strong, aggressive & dirty without being over bearing, all backed up by some powerful harmonies, it all melts together very well. Musically it’s definitely up beat, chock full of rockers & if your already a fan of big riffs with blazing solo’s you’ll dig this album, they even throw in some slide guitar which sounds great. Also doesn’t hurt having the Hellacopters (which I can’t help but think are very big influence on Boozed) very own Nicke Andersson lending his guitar work (apparently at his request) on the song “Circus. You’ll be wanting to purchase the vinyl edition too as it comes with 2 bonus tracks & a gatefold cover. (Vincent von Fuhkk).

Where I work, I have to listen to shit hip-hop gangsta bullshit music all fuckin’ day! Rap and Hip-Hop that has no substance. Shit about bitches and ho’s and pimpin’ rides n shit. It’s fuckin’ horrible. I have never been a fan of this stuff. I mean, sure, I dig some NWA (selected songs) and do listen to old school hip hop, in fact, for a full year in 1984, me and my brother watched the movie Beat Street every single day without fail but seriously, Beat Street is one of the coolest 80′s movies. ANYWAY, as I cannot stand the shit I have to listen to at work, I tried to meet the co-workers half way and asked them if they’d play DJ Z-Trip’s album, ‘Shifting Gears’. It’s an album that is inspired by 80′s Hip Hop with guest appearances from a bunch of different vocalists including Soup and Chuck D. Like everything I suggest, it was met with a “meh” and they put some shit on that sounded just like all the other crap they listen to. Sometimes the drum beats are at different speeds but it’s still the same fuckin’ song. So still, I fight the good fight and if I can’t listen to the likes of Pig Destroyer at work and RUN DMC, Beastie Boys and Public Enemy are not accepted for being “too old” then I have run out of ideas. Look at it this way, they listen to shit like Wu Tang Clan and some other shit like Chingy Pimp D or whatever. ANYWAY, I remembered I did this interview with DJ Z-Trip when he released ‘Shifting Gears’ and I was stoked to see that he was a DJ that listened to a variety of different music. The people who like Hip Hop at my work listen to NOTHING but Hip Hop. They wouldn’t dare to listen to anything with a guitar in it unless some gang of idiot shitty RNB (and I use the term RNB loosely) groups sampled it. I saw DJ Z-Trip perform a set-up of mash-ups live and he played everything from the Beastie Boys to Motley Crue, from Janis Joplin to Run DMC, from Slayer to Oasis. It was a great night and his stuff is awesome. Read on for what I believe is a top notch interview with a DJ who finally ‘gets it’. I wish my co-workers would.

Hey, I just wanna let you know you’re the first hip hop artist I have ever interviewed.
Really?

Yeah, I mainly interview rock bands and I am only into like old school hip-hop stuff like Grand Master Flash, Ice T, Run DMC and stuff like that cos that’s what I grew up with…
Same stuff I grew up with man.

Exactly, which is why I was so blown away by your work.
Thanks man… You know when I first got my deal, everyone was really on the dick about me doing mash-ups and blending and stuff which is cool, it’s definitely a part of my work and I was like “I could continue down that road but now everyone’s doing it or I could go make the record I wanna make” and the record I wanna make was that record. It was a hip hop record that I knew I’d be going way out on a limb and I’ll probably lose a lot of people but at the same time, I think anyone who listens to those records that you just mentioned or anything from that era would connect with it cos how could you not? It just reeks of that.

Totally… and when I was growing up, I grew up watching Beat Street everyday for a whole year…
Same here man, all of it. Krush Groove and all that shit. You know, if you were into rock music and hip hop at that time, it was such good music and there was such good inspiration from that music. If I was coming up right now and I was just getting into music and I was younger, honestly, I’d be a little let down. There are still bands that are out there that you can draw from… there’s nothing like KISS. Do you remember when you heard KISS for the first time? And you saw the make-up and you were like “what the hell?” or when you heard Public Enemy for the first time, or even when you heard Run DMC for the first time, you were like “this is something that is just totally new and it totally came from somewhere else.” Nowadays there aren’t too many acts that I can say haven’t fashioned their career after a band that was somewhat successful or was original at one point, but now so many people are carbon copies of other bands, it’s really a drag. I mean, if you’re a music lover it’s like they’re few and far between before you get that breath of fresh air.

And that’s why I love your stuff man. It’s fresh and original to hear when I hear all this bullshit like 50 Cent and fuckin’ Chingy. I hate that fuckin’ crap…
You know what I think and I think you can relate and probably most people can, I think a lot of people at record labels and a lot of people who push music as a business, I don’t think they’re as musically inclined as we would like to give them credit for being. I think they just know the business and know how to get their foot in the door and push their product but if you look at the complete opposite side of that, a person who is strictly a music lover and doesn’t care about the business or any of that shit but just loves music, those people are smart and they’re gonna find the good music and they’re gonna cling onto and support good music period. When you have labels and you have all these people shoving it down your throat, it’s almost like if you’re really into music you see through the whole facade of like “ok, this is your summer blockbuster you’re trying to shove down my throat. This is your contrived artist that you’re trying to sell to me.” I have this very good friend of mine who works in an independent record store. It does rock, hip-hop, it does everything. She says anytime she gets a promo or something from somebody whose hand written the address, she always opens it. Anything she gets from Warner Brothers or Sony or whatever, she doesn’t even open it, she just throws it away. And that’s exactly it. The people who give a shit about real good music are gonna search it out and are gonna connect and aren’t as stupid as the major labels are assuming they are. Like, do you agree or am I out on a limb on this one?

I totally agree. When I was growing up listening to punk rock and stuff like that, and completely ridiculed in my teenage years for being a non-drinker and then I discovered Minor Threat and it was like “well fuck you all!”
Exactly, and you found it on your own. You found a way to connect with music that you liked. The record labels don’t give people enough credit that they do that. They’re just always trying to shove the newest freshest thing down the people’s ears and I think a lot of people who aren’t necessarily musically inclined but are just waiting for whatever they’re gonna send them, just go with whatever it is. I mean look at “Achey Breaky Heart”, or look at that stupid song “Barbie Girl”. Look at all those stupid fuckin’ songs that just get shoved down your throat where you’re like “this is just horrible. Nobody likes this, nobody could like this”, but yet there’s the group of people who are gonna be buying that this year and then next year buy whatever’s shoved down their throats.

Yeah, they’re gonna be putting it in the second hand bins…
You know who brought this up to me, it’s funny you said this with the whole second hand bins. I was speaking to Jazzy Jay. We became friends after being in that movie “Scratch” and went on tours and did some shows and whatnot, I was talking to him about my frustrations with major labels and with people who are trying to pump current newest hottest, “You gotta play this, it’s the newest Chingy” or whatever and it’s like “fine but I don’t get where you’re coming from, I don’t feel it” I was talking to him about that and he said to me “you know what? Those people can hand me some music to play and be so excited about it and that same record I can put it on 6 months from now and it’ll clear the dance floor.” He said “I’ve been playing the same records for 30 years and they still work. I know exactly what I’m doing. Those people, they don’t know what they’re doing.” And it’s exactly the way I look at it. Here’s a guy who still has his career, still doing it off of playing records that he knows still connect with the crowd and the crowds still come out to it. If you can tap into that, that’s way bigger and way more real than who downloaded what song this year off of the thing this year. Don’t try the hustle of trying to market something. That to me, the music gets lost in the marketing and before you know it, it’s like who can market it the best and the music is just pushed to a side which is a shame.

It’s like taking music as an artform and turning it into a unit.
Exactly, how many units did so and so sell. I never really care about first week sales. Fuck all that. To me that’s all exactly what the business wants. I really give a shit about ‘is there longevity in it, will people continue to come out to shows, do people like my work, have I not sold out, have I not bought into something that is fake’. Those are all very important things to me as an artist and I think they’re also very important to people who are really into music. Like you’ll follow Minor Threat to the end of the earth. I know I’ve got fans who will follow me til I’m dead. Here’s a great example… Grateful Dead. That’s, in my opinion, how real true hip-hop artists are evolving towards or morphing into. You look at people like ‘Souls of Mischief’ or ‘Living Legends’, they don’t get any radio play but they sell out shows and they sell a shitload of merch and they have huge followings. That to me is the true meaning of underground. That’s the realest thing. They’re not bound by any major label so they make all that money. It works itself out.

Now with your production, keep in mind this is all alien to me. How does one record a hip-hop album, is it all Pro-Tools? What’s the deal? Is it all vinyl?
Well it’s sorta done half and half actually. Pro-Tools has definitely helped out a lot. But certain things I’ll just noodle with. Whatever the current gear that gives me the most versatility, I’ll work with that. But there’s plenty of things where I’ll sit down and do them straight off of vinyl. I try to mix both worlds together. If you stick with just one, you may end up with just the current sounding stuff, if you stick with something that’s an older technique, you get older sounding so I try to flip it around. Whatever my ear draws or the direction of the song is. If you’re looking for something that’s a bit more nostalgic or has a bit more of a crusty raw Wu-Tang feel then you obviously don’t wanna process it too much or clean it up, you want it to be dirty and gritty. It depends on the track. I never limit myself to one or the other. Whatever’s gonna make the track work out the best is usually the way I go.

Do you ever play off CDs?
Very rarely. I mean there are a couple times where I’ll make something the night before and I’ll be like “I wanna use this in the show” and obviously I can’t go and get it pressed on vinyl and get it back in time so to burn it to a CD and use a CD-J is usually the way to go about doing it. That takes about half a minute to do but during my set it’s only about a minute of it. It’s something that I do but I try my hardest to press up my own vinyl or to somehow get it on vinyl or work it in. CDs and all that stuff, it all does work but I’m always gonna prefer wax. It just feels right and I’ve been using it for so long. It’s like giving someone whose worked with clay their whole life a computer and saying “right, now make the same thing” I’m not against it but I still prefer my clay.

One of things I found most impressive about your album is the mixture of styles. Especially the track with Chuck D which I feel is the strongest track on the album with the wailing guitars and heavy riffs. Ice T used to cop shit from rap fans for his Bodycount trip, have you copped any crap because of the use of heavy guitars on your album?
It’s really hard for people to put me in a category which is both good and bad. I’ve had a few people who were exposed to the Chester Bennington track or the Chuck D track who are straight-up hip-hop heads, and I use that term very loosely, who hear it and they’re like “I don’t like it” but then I’ve had other people who have totally done the complete opposite. I’ve been getting mixed reactions from different people. There’s a piece for everybody on the record which is cool cos if you don’t get the rock stuff you’ll connect with the hip-hop stuff, the song with Soup from Jurassic 5, you can’t get any more hip-hop than that track right there. To try and put them both on the one CD was the goal. I look back at people like Grandmaster Flash, Afrikka Bambaataa, Kool Herc, people who were playing records and selecting records that had nothing to do with each other, shouldn’t have even been in the same record crate, but yet they played them and people dug ‘em and just got it and to me, that’s what I was trying to do with this record. I was trying to have everything on this record that I do come across in a way that it doesn’t necessarily sound right but if you dig deep enough, it all sorta goes together. That was the whole deal with naming it “Shifting Gears” cos it’s all over the place, sort of intentionally. I didn’t sit down and write the songs one after the other chronological, I just sat down started making songs and at the end of the day I was like “wow, this is gonna fuck a lot of people up. Like how do I string this along and make it make sense?” so naturally I was like “the early hip-hop stuff goes first, midway we change it up a little bit and at the end of the record we go for the more futuristic sound. That was the best way to lay it out. I think it works and I think a lot of people get it but at first listen, people’s first reactions were like “I don’t like it” and then they came back to it and digested it a bit more and were like “Actually, I do like it and I’m going back for more” and that’s sort of a thing that if you’re so programmed to be buying the latest hip-hop records and all of a sudden mine comes across your plate, you’re not gonna like it at first. Maybe you will but if you’re into buying all the top 10 Nelly’s or whatever the hell and you get my CD, you’re gonna be like “what the fuck is this?” I think naturally it’s sort of the first instinct for anybody to maybe be turned off cos you don’t understand it. I find myself doing the same thing and here’s a good example: De La Soul. I’m a huge De La Soul fan, always have been and every time they release a record, I get it, I listen to it and then I’m like “you know what? I’m just not feeling it. I think they lost it. It’s over.” And then I’ll not come back to it for another week or 2 weeks. Then I’ll sit down again with it and I’ll go “wow, actually you know what, I’m in a different mood today and I totally connected with that one song” and then the next week I’ll come back in a whole different mood and connect with another song and then before you know it that album becomes one of my favourite albums. It had to grow on me and I had to give it the chance. I think this is one of those records.

I think finishing off the way you do with the Chuck D track and the Revolution part after it, it’s such a powerful and strong way to finish off an album. I think that Chuck D always adds that element of driving the point home cos he’s very politically moved anyway and that’s one of the reasons why I think Public Enemy have lasted as long as they have cos they’re not singing about Drive-Bys and Ho’s and gangsta shit…
I agree. That’s one of the reasons why I wanted to do the song with Chuck D; was to hammer that thing home that he comes with. He can come with fire and he still has it in him.

Well dude, it’s been cool speaking with you man. Thanks for the chat. I look forward to seeing your live show.
Come up and introduce yourself man. Take care. Peace!

http://ztrip.bandcamp.com

This week, Peta returns to the fold as we spin lots of tracks including newies from Polar Bear Club, Punch, Living Eyes and Alkaline Trio. There’s talk of Chicago, punk rock, cancelled festivals, Aussie tours, we play a Deathwish Double again, talk lots of random stuff but most important this week is the new tunes being played. Lots to hear on this week’s show so if you want to check out the latest episode, simply click here or if you want to download the mp3 to listen to later, right click and save as on this link.

Enjoy tunes by:
Polar Bear Club
The Misfits
The Wonder Years
Teenage Bottlerockets
The Gaslight Anthem
Punch
Living Eyes
Alkaline Trio
Liz Phair
Riverdales
No Use For A Name
The Saddest Landscape

So I woke up this morning and did an interview with Dave Wyndorf of Monster Magnet. Seriously, there are so many worse ways to start your Friday. Dave is a legend. ANYWAY, this week I try to catch up with the last 3 weeks that no show has been done cos I can’t seem to align my times and days with Peta and cos I am always too tired due to all this new medication I am on for my back pain… but that’s no problem cos here we are! Let’s rock! This week I play another Deathwish double, I mourn the loss of Warrant’s Jani Lane and Amy Winehouse. I am hopeless with words but let’s hope some music is enough. There’s some old, some new, and some random picks. Either way, I know you’re gonna love it. So get in on the action and listen right now by clicking here. No? You want the mp3 to download to your iPod or mp3 player to listen to later? Of course you do. Right click and save as on this link and the mp3 is yours.

Enjoy tunes by:
Monster Magnet
Look Mexico
Restorations
The Love Me Nots
Blacklisted
Annabel
Tiger’s Jaw
A Heartwell Ending
The Muffs
Warrant
Slaughter
Trap Them
Oathbreaker
Ramones

A quick show tonight as there wasn’t a lot to get through but there was some new songs played, some old favourites and some just random. Not much else to say really but if you have a 40 minute train, tram or bus trip, then these tunes will be for you. Check ‘em out by clicking this link or right click and save as on this link to save an mp3 to listen to later.

Enjoy tunes by:
Rise Against
Valient Thorr
Rancid
Victims
Red Planet
Aficionado
CSTVT
Naked Raygun
Tumor Circus
Poison

Tonight’s podcast celebrates 150 episodes of the Long Gone Loser Rock Show. Pretty stoked to know I am still here spinning tunes for you all and that people are still tuning in and enjoying it. Tonight’s episode kicks off with the brand new Blink-182 track released yesterday, there’s a Deathwish double, Bob Mould praise, a bunch of rock, emo, hardcore, pop, the Aussie quota is fulfilled, there’s a Stooges cover and some random rants n stuff. It’s all here. Just over an hour of goodness to have you smiling and dancing around in your room, on the train, tram or bus, or just spinning around in your desk chair. Just follow this link to start your celebrations or right click and save as on this link to celebrate on the go by saving an mp3 of the show.

Enjoy tunes by:
Blink-182
Blacklisted
The Carrier
The Gaza Strippers
Steel Panther
Joyce Manor
The Forecast
Have Heart
Blood Brothers
Sugar
Husker Du
The Mothers
Nursery Crimes
Samiam