I sat down to watch this last night as there has been quite a bit of hype about it. Besides, it’s a new Scarlett Johansson film so why not? I sat down and put all distractions aside as I really enjoy my movie time and this was going to be awesome, right?

Lucy starts off in Taipei with Lucy (played by Scarlett) meeting some guy she just started dating (don’t worry, no one can remember his name but he wears a cowboy hat) outside of some big business type hotel thing. Cowboy Hat tells Lucy to go inside the building and drop a briefcase off to this guy who unbeknownst to her, he’s a big drug lord mob boss. Lucy has no idea what’s in the case but Cowboy Hat handcuffs her to the case and sends her in there cos he’s a dickless wuss who is too scared to go in there himself. She does the deed for Cowboy Hat even though she’s nervous as hell and on the edge of PTSD. Suddenly the Mob Boss and his hired goons appear and shit goes crazy. Lucy is taken away to some posh suite (probably on the top floor, they always are) and she is interrogated. We find out that the briefcase (Surprise! Surprise!) has a new drug in it named MP3 or MP4 or CBGBs or some shit like that. To me it looks just like blue magic sand (remember that stuff? I never had any of that but the advert always made it look cool. Yay!) and after Lucy is knocked out she wakens to find out that the goons have sliced her tummy open and are using her bodacious body to transport drugs overseas. She wasn’t the only one though, they did the same thing to three other deadbeats and each person is sent to a different country. See, now this all sounds like a great story so I was hooked in and glued to the TV. I was thinking, “this is like some kinda Taken Liam Neeson styled shit! Fuck yeah!” and so with my pizza (donated by my generous housemates cos I’m broke. You guys rock! Thanks!), I was all set to go for some ass-kickin’ action.

Lucy and the other deadbeats are all given a passport and have black hoods placed over their heads and are taken away. They take Lucy to some crazy room when she is locked up in chains and then she is beaten for rejecting the advances made by some sleazeball. Unfortunately for him, he kicks her in the stomach which is where the drugs were implanted. Now the bag carrying the drugs is leaking and Lucy becomes some Terminator styled killer who takes on all these crazy sci fi powers to do with unlocking parts of the brain that we as humans can’t get to. She goes on a killing spree and starts knocking off the dudes who get in her way and heads back to the building where the mob boss was and kills everyone in her path. I was thinking “if the movie keeps up like this, we’re in for a wild ride!” She confronts the mob boss, shoves some knives through his hands and gets the knowledge of where the other victims were sent carrying the drugs. In true Hollywood hindsight, why she didn’t just finish off the mob boss at this moment baffles me. Anyway, she is determined to have them all busted and the drugs returned to her cos she needs them in order to survive for a little bit longer cos she’s gonna die anyway cos her brain is all screwed up, or something like that.

So the film delivers its fair share of action and Morgan Freeman took time out from doing documentary voice-overs to appear in this film as a professor who understands the way the brain works and especially those parts of the brain we can’t get to. What a coincidence! Lucy tracks him down and confronts him all the while the crazy mob boss and his cronies are on her tail to get their merchandise back. She befriends a cop in Paris who can’t believe the things he sees cos her super powers are too much for him to handle and together they take on the gang and a bloodbath (Hollywood style) ensues. Shit gets crazy and you’re ready to kick out the jams but then the dreaded CGI overtakes everything and the film gets stupid.

Now don’t get me wrong, I am a sci-fi nerd and a movie geek who loves unique, bizarre and interesting ideas and stuff but I just can’t stand CGI taking over what was a great storyline that I was really invested in and turning it into complete silliness. Sure, it’s a film and we are expected to suspend disbelief but this was too much. The film really did start out with a cool idea and it could have been something extraordinary. I think if the movie was written and directed by someone like John Woo, it would have come off a lot more crazy and over the top violent which would have made it a lot more entertaining. Like seeing Lucy walk around carrying two guns and shooting up bad guys reminded me of Woo’s The Killer for a brief moment. That had me hooked but the CGI had me yawning.

Anyway, a bunch of people die and Lucy does some crazy stuff and turns into a computer and the film ends.

I won’t say that the movie is avoidable cos I enjoyed most of it. Johansson’s character is a strong lead and more proof that females can be awesome and enjoyable action film lead actors. Wake up, Hollywood! There really needs to be more of it from the mainstream film companies. Sure, Tura Satana she ain’t but she still kicks ass nonetheless and it’s a shame the story goes stupid and lets her down.

I give the movie six hold your pistols on it’s side cos apparently it shoots better that way out of ten.

I still can’t believe she turns into a computer.

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